Testing Facility Webblog #1

We are going to do a short series from our testing facility, showing off our safe and cautious testing procedures. Our scientists have wanted to do this for a while now, and were finally able to purchase a camera to film it. So, on behalf of the entire company, i bring you the first entry.

Note: No animals were harmed in the making of this video.

Working on new advertising campaign...

Sorry about the lack of posts, we have been working on an advertising campaign. To explain it, we need to use math, so try and bear with us...

Adam and Eve + Apple = Death

Adam and Eve + Orange = Not Death

So, our new slogan is going to be something like this...

Orange Inc: Its better then death. (Unless you are allergic to oranges...)

Its genius because you cant truthfully argue with it. Unless you are the average Youtube commenter, they can argue that the sky is purple and think they are right. Anyways, we will be updating our logo soon to include our slogan.

EDIT: Never mind about updating our logo, we decided to keep it looking clean. Plus, that Noname guy refuses to work for us until he recieves his "paycheck" for making our logo...