Q: What is your name?
A: It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
Q: What is your quest?
A: To seek the Holy Grail.
Q: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
A/Q: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
A: What? I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
Q: How do know so much about swallows?
A: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know.
Q: What is the square root of pi?
A: 1.772453850905516027298167483314...
Q: What is the triangle root of pi?
A: Um... idk :P
Q: What is the root of all evil?
A: Communism ;)
Q: What is the root of all good?
A: Not-Communism ;)
Q: Can we ask questions here?
A: Yes, but you must do it frequently for us to answer it here, according to the name.
Q: Has your company won any awards?
A: I went into the future with my time machine and looked up a few, but i cant list them all here, due to the whole "space time continuum" thing. So here are a handful of them...
"Best Class Project 2011"
"Prevented 2012"
"Cured Cancer 2015"
Q: Do you intend to have a website or a blog up soon?
A: May i recommend that you go see a doctor and ask about getting a brain scan?
Q: Are you supposed to eat it? (iBanana)
A: Read the answer to the above question, as i feel that it applies here.
Q: HOW DO U SPELL BANNANAS.
A: READ THE ANSWER ABOVE THIS ONE.
Q: I seemed to have misused the product (iSaw) and have cut of my head. Does your refund policy cover this?
A: Well, according to our refund policy...
"due to the importance and value of what we can not offer a refund so far"
I have no idea what it means either. Probably some legal mumbo-jumbo.
Q: Can i have $20?
A: You have not provided enough information for us to give an answer. Is it physically possible for you to possess such money? Do you have a job? What about a banking account? All of this is quite important information for me to answer such a question as this.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: The side of the road he was on had both a KFC and a Chic-fil-a.
Q: Why did God create fleas/fireants?
A: They must be important somehow, i guess.
Q: Do boogers smell?
A: Only the ones with noses.
Q: What do boogers taste like?
A: Boogers? O.o
Q: Why is aardvark spelled with two A's?
A: Peple cannt speel, i kno i kant.
