Here is an explanation of the lack of updates...
After i won 4th place at the press conference* i got into my time machine and accidentally pressed the wrong button, which led me to end up on some cruise ship, sometime during the early 20th century i think. The pilot** asked me if i could steer the ship for a second while he went to the restroom, which gave me the perfect opportunity to put up an advertizement for Orange Inc. onto a nearby iceberg. I accidentally drove** into it, the ship split in half, and it became a famous disaster event, and nobody even noticed the sign on the iceberg. So i got into my time machine and took off, and i accidentally ended up two weeks ahead of the press conference.
*I dont quite get it either, especially since i didn't get a prize.
**These might be the wrong terms since it was a boat, but im too lazy to check.