Woops...

Here is an explanation of the lack of updates...
After i won 4th place at the press conference* i got into my time machine and accidentally pressed the wrong button, which led me to end up on some cruise ship, sometime during the early 20th century i think. The pilot** asked me if i could steer the ship for a second while he went to the restroom, which gave me the perfect opportunity to put up an advertizement for Orange Inc. onto a nearby iceberg. I accidentally drove** into it, the ship split in half, and it became a famous disaster event, and nobody even noticed the sign on the iceberg. So i got into my time machine and took off, and i accidentally ended up two weeks ahead of the press conference.

*I dont quite get it either, especially since i didn't get a prize.
**These might be the wrong terms since it was a boat, but im too lazy to check.

Speaking at some press conference or something

Today i am speaking to some tech students, not sure what im supposed to call it, so im calling it a press conference, it makes me sound more professional! Anyways, i am speaking at a local church, and i will tell people how it went later.

Testing Facility Webblog #1

We are going to do a short series from our testing facility, showing off our safe and cautious testing procedures. Our scientists have wanted to do this for a while now, and were finally able to purchase a camera to film it. So, on behalf of the entire company, i bring you the first entry.

Note: No animals were harmed in the making of this video.

Working on new advertising campaign...

Sorry about the lack of posts, we have been working on an advertising campaign. To explain it, we need to use math, so try and bear with us...

Adam and Eve + Apple = Death

Adam and Eve + Orange = Not Death

So, our new slogan is going to be something like this...

Orange Inc: Its better then death. (Unless you are allergic to oranges...)

Its genius because you cant truthfully argue with it. Unless you are the average Youtube commenter, they can argue that the sky is purple and think they are right. Anyways, we will be updating our logo soon to include our slogan.

EDIT: Never mind about updating our logo, we decided to keep it looking clean. Plus, that Noname guy refuses to work for us until he recieves his "paycheck" for making our logo...

New Logo

Based on our previous failure at making a logo by ourselves, we have hired a real graphic artist to make one for us. He went by the username "Noname" so we assumed that he wanted to remain anonymous. And unpaid. In other news, we have updated our FAQ page.

New website up!

Our new website is finally up! Click below to visit!
Click Here

Somewhat-Important Announcement

We have changed our blogs design to fit our name!

Q: are you guys hippies now?! :D
A: no.

Q: ...are you sure? :'(
A: yes.

also, we have a new FAQ page ;)

The "iBanana"

Our scientists were obviously being lazy this week WE HAVE A NEW PRODUCT!!!
We call it the "iBanana", and we hope this becomes a success like our other products.*

Features:

• 3 Different color's: Green, Yellow, and Brown.
• Changes colors over time! (Excluding brown.)
  
• 2 Different-ish Sizes: Normal, and Regular.
• Compatible with downloadable apps!*
  
• 3 Differently named flavors: Banana, Tropical, and Exotic.
• Includes wi-fi connectivity!*
  
• Includes free* cool and hipness! (Expires when the next version comes out, as usual.)

Coming soon* to stores with the price tag of only $199.99!**

*Not really.
**Side effects may include: throat soreness, mouth soreness, slipping on a banana peel***, eating to much and getting a "tummy ache", abdominal trouble, hives, anaphylaxis, choking, and death.
***This can double as an enjoyable prank.

The "iSaw"

(P.S. Rip zach)

The "iVirus"

So... apparently someone found something labeled the "iVirus" in a bar recently, and that scientists have examined it and discovered that it turns people, dogs, cats, and dolphins into zombies. We just thought we should say that we are not responsible for making it, and it is not our product, even though we copyrighted iZombie a while ago. Also, the person who leaked it has been fired, making it further obvious that it is our product. However, we will continue to deny everything and further cover it up.

(P.S. Yes, you can start saving up money for it -_-)

Company Start/Logo Unveiling

Well, our company is now starting up, and we have a logo! But before we unveil it, (and yes, its wearing a veil.) we would like to put some of our company's goals...

1. Make and sell overpriced products, also known as "iProducts" and advertise them as "cool" and "hip", to make people feel like they need to own them despite the price.
2. Let the cash roll in :D

Well, that's pretty much it, and now we can unveil our logo.



i have a feeling our FAQ page will soon look something like this...
Q: Is your logo seriously just an orange circle?
A: No, it's an "Orange", which happens to be a type of fruit, use your imagination for once!