The "iBanana"

Our scientists were obviously being lazy this week WE HAVE A NEW PRODUCT!!!
We call it the "iBanana", and we hope this becomes a success like our other products.*

Features:

• 3 Different color's: Green, Yellow, and Brown.
• Changes colors over time! (Excluding brown.)
  
• 2 Different-ish Sizes: Normal, and Regular.
• Compatible with downloadable apps!*
  
• 3 Differently named flavors: Banana, Tropical, and Exotic.
• Includes wi-fi connectivity!*
  
• Includes free* cool and hipness! (Expires when the next version comes out, as usual.)

Coming soon* to stores with the price tag of only $199.99!**

*Not really.
**Side effects may include: throat soreness, mouth soreness, slipping on a banana peel***, eating to much and getting a "tummy ache", abdominal trouble, hives, anaphylaxis, choking, and death.
***This can double as an enjoyable prank.