The "iBanana"

Our scientists were obviously being lazy this week WE HAVE A NEW PRODUCT!!!
We call it the "iBanana", and we hope this becomes a success like our other products.*

Features:

• 3 Different color's: Green, Yellow, and Brown.
• Changes colors over time! (Excluding brown.)
  
• 2 Different-ish Sizes: Normal, and Regular.
• Compatible with downloadable apps!*
  
• 3 Differently named flavors: Banana, Tropical, and Exotic.
• Includes wi-fi connectivity!*
  
• Includes free* cool and hipness! (Expires when the next version comes out, as usual.)

Coming soon* to stores with the price tag of only $199.99!**

*Not really.
**Side effects may include: throat soreness, mouth soreness, slipping on a banana peel***, eating to much and getting a "tummy ache", abdominal trouble, hives, anaphylaxis, choking, and death.
***This can double as an enjoyable prank.

The "iSaw"

(P.S. Rip zach)

The "iVirus"

So... apparently someone found something labeled the "iVirus" in a bar recently, and that scientists have examined it and discovered that it turns people, dogs, cats, and dolphins into zombies. We just thought we should say that we are not responsible for making it, and it is not our product, even though we copyrighted iZombie a while ago. Also, the person who leaked it has been fired, making it further obvious that it is our product. However, we will continue to deny everything and further cover it up.

(P.S. Yes, you can start saving up money for it -_-)

Company Start/Logo Unveiling

Well, our company is now starting up, and we have a logo! But before we unveil it, (and yes, its wearing a veil.) we would like to put some of our company's goals...

1. Make and sell overpriced products, also known as "iProducts" and advertise them as "cool" and "hip", to make people feel like they need to own them despite the price.
2. Let the cash roll in :D

Well, that's pretty much it, and now we can unveil our logo.



i have a feeling our FAQ page will soon look something like this...
Q: Is your logo seriously just an orange circle?
A: No, it's an "Orange", which happens to be a type of fruit, use your imagination for once!